Eli Roth has had a rough last few years. Yes people seemed to be moderately content with Thanksgiving , but absolutely NO ONE likes Borderlands , neither of which I have seen myself. In the fictional town of Bayleen Bay, Jonathan Smiley causes chaos by giving out ice cream that brainwashes children into murdering their parents and other adults. This was one of the cheapest pieces of trash I have ever seen. I genuinely could not believe how cheap this movie looked and how lame it truly was. I've heard there was a lot of A.I. involved in this and I did see a good amount of A.I. in most of these kills. Most of the kills felt like they were trying too hard to be memorable, and they are remembered but not in a good way. I also think most of the dialogue was written by A.I. as well because the dialogue in this film was either overly convoluted, cheesy or trying too hard to be funny, and it just didn't work. The acting in this film was awful. Everyone involved were either barely tryin...
There are very few rom-coms that I actually like such as Silver Linings Playbook which is a rom-com with substance and strong acting. Others I like include The Proposal and Crazy Rich Asians . But most of them I find bland and boring, and this movie is no exception. In a world where marriage before sex had been declared illegal except for one day, 2 individuals set out to get laid for the year. The movie itself wasn't necessarily bad, but it's not memorable in any. Barbaro and Turner were fine enough but nothing about them really stands out together or apart. In comparison to the only other rom-com I've seen this year, Office Romance is slightly more memorable because Lopez and Goldstein were more endearing and also unfortunately because of its obnoxious aspects. Also, for some reason this film thought it was a good idea to mix dystopia with romantic comedy, and it just didn't work. It did not do anything with either of the genres. The combination didn't co...