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My aunt suggested I watch this just to see how bad it is. Trigger Warning is a Netflix film about a CIA military combatant who returns home after her father dies. Upon returning home, she goes up against a corrupt family who's been doing illegal activity at her father's mine, leading to the possibility that her father's death, may not be an accident.

While not as bad as I expected, this movie still isn't the greatest. It's mostly just bland, there's nothing really special about the story or the heroine. Jessica Alba has always been a bland actress, so that definitely played a part in the film's lack of memorability. There were also moments of the film that was overdramatic and slightly cheesy. One of the villain's death in particular was kind of stupid.

In terms of positives, the fight scenes were actually pretty good, sometimes random, but good. Alba was very handy with that knife, and deadly. I also liked the film's use of the song La Llorona. Very poignant.

The movie was just nothing special, and Madame Web is still the worst movie of the year. Thanks For Reading. 

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