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Top 10 Nickelodeon Idiots

 



So remember when I did a Disney Channel Idiots list a while back? Well now it’s time to look at Nickelodeon’s history of creating idiots. They have to be solely from Nickelodeon, no continuations of movies (For example: characters from Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness do not quality).





#10: Gibby- ICarly

Gibby is a strange dude. During early seasons, the kid had an unhealthy obsession with taking his shirt off at the most random and ridiculous times. Thankfully he grew out of it as he got older, but still had moments where he was definitely not the brightest character in the room. One of his dumbest moments being his belief that Spencer was Carly's father instead of her brother. Looking back at his shirt moments and hearing the recent drama involving Dan Schneider, It's rather disturbing that a minor constantly had to strip off his shirt for several seasons. Not someone playing a minor, an ACTUAL minor was doing that for his role. So I will gladly say that Gibby's stupidity and odd behavior is not fully his fault.



#9: Drake Parker- Drake & Josh

And here we have another Schneider project. Drake Parker is easily the biggest idiot on the series. Josh is incompetent, but he can't help himself. At least he has a brain. Drake on the other hand is a hopeless cause. Let's just say someone who doesn't know what or where Vietnam is needs their brain examined. Drake's not as odd as Gibby but he definitely has less brain cells than Gibby. Gibby did have some sweet moments. Drake every now and then had his decent moments, but most of the time he was either a jerk (mostly towards either girls or Josh) or an idiot. He did go through some growth (particularly after the Josh Is Done episode), but unfortunately he never grew out of his stupidity. Oh well.



#8: Michelangelo- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I think Michelangelo is required to be stupid or at least comical in almost every depiction of him. Though I'm definitely not the right person to judge as I have only ever seen 2 renditions of TMNT (the 2012 series and Mutant Mayhem). But this pizza lovin’ moron is often the source of bullying for his brothers. Partly because he's the youngest, and partly because he's an idiot. Don't get me wrong, Mikey has his intelligent and even philosophical moments (especially in dimension X). But most of the time, he's still a moron and sometimes a nuisance. I know he means well, but maybe more people would take him seriously if he didn't make constant stupid decisions and comments. 



#7: Penny Lefkowitz- The Mighty B!

Penny is basically the "Patrick" to Bessie Higginbottom’s "Spongebob".  While her intelligence level is just about as low as Patrick's (who may or may not be mentioned again on this list), she did have some rather surprising moments throughout The Mighty B!'s short run. Particularly the moment where she's telling a scary story to her troop and scared the HELL out of Bessie. So I won't deny she does have a few tricks up her sleeve. But most of the time, she's an idiot. She also can't seem to decide whether or not she's on Bessie's side or Portia's, though Bessie's too delusional and Penny's too stupid to even realize that Portia dislikes Bessie and is out to get her.  Oh well, it is the way it is.



#6: Dudley Puppy- Tuff Puppy

To be honest, almost any character portrayed or voiced by Jerry Trainor is bound to be either stupid or at least incompetent. Spencer had his ridiculous moments but that's because he was naturally problematic, not stupid (hence why Gibby is here instead of him). Dudley on the other hand is a total moron. While Dudley is naturally incompetent as well, his incompetence is mixed with stupidity whereas Spencer is just constantly unlucky. Dudley has little to no excuse for his stupidity, except for possibly the fact that he's a dog. No offense to dog lovers,  but unless they're properly trained in any type of way, dogs are naturally stupid. That's probably the best excuse for Dudley's lack of intelligence. But it doesn't help him much.



#5: Kel Kimble- Kenan & Kel


Kel Mitchel must enjoy playing stupid as he has 2 stupid characters on Nickelodeon. While Good Burger's Ed is always a delight to watch, he's only a skit character and I do not count TV movies. I'm sure Kel means well, but he is often responsible for the failure of a good majority of Kenan's plans. Don't get me wrong, most of Kenan's schemes are ridiculous in my opinion, but even the few that could actually work are somehow ruined by his best friend's stupidity. Would I say he's dumber than Ed, no, not even a little. Honestly Ed is so stupid that he could possibly give my #1 a run for his money. But at the end of the day, no TV movies allowed on this list. So I'm sticking with Kel.


#4: Sheen Estevez- The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius

Though this is a severe issue, the main problem with Sheen is not his stupidity. The main problem with Sheen is that his stupidity is mashed with his obnoxious behavior. This might be just me, but I feel like he yells and screams every time he talks, as if his goal in life is for the whole world to know of his unreciprocated love for Libby and his unhealthy obsession with Ultra-Lord. And the fact that he of all characters was given a spinoff series is an absolute joke. Apparently people agreed, as it was canceled after only 1 season. I would've been fine if Nickelodeon had given any other character but Sheen a spinoff. But for some reason, they gave one to him as if he were a decent character. Boo!


#3: Cat Valentine- Victorious

Oh look, it's Ariana Grande in her less annoying years. But seriously, she played Cat a little too well. I am not sure if anyone could've played Cat as well as she did. But probably the best thing about Cat is that she's likable and too adorable to be annoyed by her. What differs her from a majority of characters on this list is that her stupidity is accompanied by her incredibly sweet and bubbly personality and not by incompetence. Don't get me wrong, she is incompetent (honestly Grande herself is incompetent as well), but it's also really hard to dislike her. In fact, the second you hurt her feelings, you're just gonna wanna hug her and never let go. Cat is a cinnamon roll too pure for this world (coming from someone who REALLY dislikes Ariana Grande).



#2: Cosmo- The Fairly OddParents


I will never understand how anyone is able to put up with Cosmo. If he's not yelling and screaming with that annoying voice of his, he's doing stupid unnecessary things with his wand. What on earth does Wanda see in this moron?! I understand if their relationship is supposed to represent a goofy yet cute type of love, but sometimes I just can't with Cosmo sometimes. The biggest worry I have for baby Poof is that he inherited his father's stupidity. Obviously he's just a baby, so it's a little early to tell. But if that's the case, then he's DOOMED! Honestly despite the iconic stupidity of my next pick, it's hard to believe there's someone on this list that's even dumber than Cosmo. He's literally THAT STUPID. But there's one character that's even worse.




And like always, here are some honorable mentions.................


 Casey Jones- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles   Fanboy- Fanboy & Chum Chum

- Apparently, the worst rendition                                                                           -Strange kid


 Timmy's Dad- The Fairly OddParents

-Poor Timmy




#1: Patrick Star- Spongebob Squarepants

Patrick Star; The Dumbest Of The Dumb; An Expert In Stupidity! It doesn't get any dumber than Patrick, as the dude is so stupid that he won a trophy simply for doing nothing. The dude is so stupid, that he thinks mayo is an instrument. The dude is so stupid, he makes Spongebob (of all people) look like Albert Einstein. I could literally go on for hours about the level of stupidity this character has accomplished. I think it's safe to say that we all pretty much knew Patrick would top the list. And like Cat, we can't help but love him as he wastes little to no time making us laugh. Patrick may be an idiot, but he's our idiot. And we wouldn't have him any other way. Never stop making us laugh Patrick.



Like always, there's a link to the google slides down below. Thanks for reading.

Google: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1DnoNG07DdMP4DKADLshCIBdz30PpTdYpUmj32MnKyq4/edit?usp=sharing

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