Top 10 Disney Channel Idiots

 

This is a lists of some of the biggest morons featured on Disney Channel. They have to be mainly Disney Channel characters, meaning characters like Kronk (The Emperor’s New School) do not qualify.

#10: Milo- Fish Hooks

Milo is the younger brother of Oscar and easily the most rambunctious member of the main trio of the series. Milo is mostly well intentioned but does have a tendency to make stupid decisions driven by his ridiculous curiosity. Apparently he has an attention disability, which explains a lot about his personality. Honestly, I don’t know how Bea and Oscar deal with him sometimes. I know that he’s his brother and her best friend, but at the same time, he puts them through a lot. Milo is slightly more of a party person than an idiot, hence the reason why he’s at the bottom of the list. But he still makes a lot of idiot decisions so I’m still counting him.

#9: Donnie Stevens- Even Stevens

Donnie is pretty much the definition of the stereotypical jock. He is incredibly athletic, super attractive, and he is THE major heartthrob at his school. So Donnie’s got a lot going for him. That is except for his brain. I probably have less problems with his airheaded-ness and more problems with the fact that he represents a male stereotype that needs to die, though I might not be the best person to judge this considering that I hate “Even Stevens”. Louis was also another contender for this list. But I think he might be more self-centered than actually stupid. Whereas Donnie on the other hand is a complete airhead. Again, probably not the best to judge. But as long as he’s an airhead from Disney Channel, he’ll qualify.

#8: Paisley Houndstooth- A.N.T Farm

Paisley serves as Lexi’s right-hand man. And while Paisley is somewhat nicer than Lexi, she’s also dumb as HELL. I don’t even know how she made the cheer squad considering she does not even know how to cheer. The girl is also stupid enough to continue her friendship with Lexi despite the fact that Lexi’s not always the nicest to her either. In a way, she’s kind of the girl version of my last pick, except dumber. Plus the dumb blonde trope has been around for ages and I’m not as annoyed with this trope on female characters as I am with male characters. As mentioned earlier, she is slightly more nicer to the A.N.Ts than Lexi, so that’s 1 redeeming quality about the character. But this barely overshadows the natural stupidity that Paisley has.

#7: Jackson Stewart- Hannah Montana

I will never understand how the Stewarts put up with this moron. Not only is he extremely stupid, but he’s also a slob. We are talking about a man who names his nose hairs, who’s room is so messy that house cleaners refuse to clean it and saved a fart in a jam jar (according to Miley). Though he does have his decent moments, mainly involving his dad or his sister (whom he constantly bickers with). He’s also the funniest character in the entire series, as almost every moment he’s on screen will have you rolling on the floor. Jackson is pretty much the first character on this list with more to him than just stupidity. He does mean well most of the time. So he’s a very good balance between idiotic and decent and it is always a delight when he’s onscreen. Never change Jackson, never change.

#6: Dez- Austin & Ally

Dez serves as Austin’s best friend and the idiot of the team and the series. Like my last pick, most of the time he’s well-meaning, especially when it comes to Austin. But he’s too dimwitted to realize that most of his ideas are bad ideas and makes a lot of dumb mistakes. He also doesn’t seem to realize that he’s a terrible singer. Despite his dimwitted nature, Dez has surprisingly been responsible for some of the show’s most philosophical moments. Like in the first season when he made Austin and Trish realize they were being selfish towards Ally when she almost leaves for college. So as stupid as he is, Dez does have his moments. Hell, he even managed to find someone even dumber than him through Carrie. Seriously, she makes Dez look like Albert Einstein.

#5: Chelsea Daniels- That's So Raven

Here's the weird thing about Chelsea, she seems somewhat accomplished. She’s very active in her school and the community of San Francisco. And at times, she’s a voice of reason for Raven. So why the HELL is she still so stupid. The girl either fails to realize the obvious, or just asks stupid questions. To me, she’s at her dumbest in the episode “Cake Fear”. Did anyone ever find the time to tell her that there Is NO FREAKIN CAKE!!!!!! While I do not really watch “Raven’s Home”, I have taken notice in the bits and pieces I have seen that her stupidity is still active even in adult years and that it has slightly extended onto her son Levi. The fact that she has not grown out of this makes me very concerned with her development. I’m convinced that she lost half of her brains as a baby or something, at least that’s somewhat of an explanation for her dimwitted-ness.

#4: Max Russo- Wizards Of Waverly Place

Max was somewhat of an average intelligent kid at the start of the series. He wasn’t super smart, but he still had enough of a brain at first. But as the series progresses, he just got dumber and dumber. His stupidity started in season 2, and he just went downhill from there. So how the HELL was he the only one of the Russo siblings to not expose them during the test. Even Justin (who’s the brains of the siblings) was easily manipulated. The fact that Justin failed to someone who believes he wasn’t there the moment he was born is pretty ridiculous. Can you really blame the Russos for being concerned when Max was briefly the front runner for becoming the family wizard. But you can’t deny that Max knows how to make us laugh. He’s easily one of the funniest characters on the show and it’s hard to imagine it without him.

#3: Soos- Gravity Falls

Soos is a relatively decent dude. He cares about his friends very much and is very loyal to them as well as Stan. It’s hard not to love him. But he’s also so stupid that he could possibly give Patrick Star a run for his money. According to him, his previous greatest achievement before gaining a high score for a pinball game was getting a piece of pizza out of a VCR. HOW DID IT EVEN GET IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Only a complete idiot could pull that off. Soos is pretty much the definition of a man-baby. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he secretly wears an adult diaper. It was sweet of Stan to give the Mystery Shack to him, but isn’t he at least a little bit nervous that he could burn down the shack or something? If Stan isn’t, then he trusts him a little bit too much.

#2: PJ Duncan- Good Luck Charlie

Jason Dolley had a knack for playing idiot characters. His most notable being PJ Duncan, the oldest child of the Duncan family. To be honest, Duncans (with the exception of Teddy) are not known for having smart members of their family, but PJ is a special case of stupidity. The fact that one of his favorite shows is a baby show known as “The Gurgles” says a lot about his intelligence level. Not to mention, he’s easily tricked by Gabe. However, despite his stupidity, he is a very sweet dude. He’s shown to have a very sweet relationship with Charlie. And even though they constantly bicker, he’s been there to console Teddy on multiple occasions. So PJ’s definitely not all bad, just really stupid. For today, he’s our runner-up, as my #1 makes him look like Steve Jobs.

And now, honorable mentions...............

Newt Livingston- Cory In The House Luke Ross-Jessie

-Dolley's other idiot -RIP Cameron

Woody Fink- The Suite Life Series

-Hurtful

#1: London Tipton- The Suite Life Series

Did this girl fall on her head when she was a baby? That might be the best possible explanation for the amount of stupidity that London Tipton possesses. The “Suite Life” series has a lot of idiots, but London remains the queen of them all with one of her dumbest moments being her misunderstanding of the acronym on the car leaver (AKA: The “PRNDL”). Not only is she stupid, but she’s also very selfish. She has little to no consideration for her friends or family, most of the time. She does have her moments where she does show kindness, mainly to Maddie, Moseby, or Bailey. She also surprisingly has other good qualities such as physical strength and jewelry knowledge. She may be a jerk, but you can’t help but love her. Besides, every now and then, she will get what she deserves. London Tipton: One Of The Biggest Idiots On The Planet & Today’s #1. 

Like always, a link to the google slides is down below. Thanks for reading.

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bCF4WAZuS7mYbmha8D9o16QkmaTiKi3vFJmst-z8eSs/edit?usp=sharing